Little crammer of last night sat there with her History and Geography notes scribbling away. Peacefully. With the sounds of the distant traffic from the other road, and the wind blazing through the open window. And then! Suddenly...
buuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*silence*
*shuffling of papers*
buuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzOH EFFITY EFF, ITS A FLY.
A VILE, GREEN/PURPLEY/METALLIC-EY EYED, LARGE, IRRITATINGLY SMALL FLY!
Infuriated crammer stands up, looks for the fly, finds the fly, the fly flies, the crammer follows its movements. Crammer's got its eyes on you...little...fly. *narrows eyes* And sits down.
*silence*
buuuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzfly flies to the light bulb on the desk lamp.
*silence*
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzCrammer does not want to kill, not on a day before like, the final exam. Like what if it reincarnated to be the supervisor! Who takes away her paper, and marks it with a big fat zero! No nooooo noooo.
Then...
magically...
Crammer sorts through her papers and hears a buzzing sound in between the sheets. Vibrations of something..something...OMG ITS THE FLY! Crammer runs in deliberate leg kicks and opens the pile of sheets up. Oh no, oh no, she killed it.
The weak, lifeless son of a fly...slowly...spreads its wings and shakes a little. And, it flies off! Into the bewilderness! Into the kitchen! Fly away fly, fly away...
The moral of this story: is no, not to carry flyspray with you during study. But to be patient! Patience will eventually make things better, so don't rush. No stress. No fuss.
I think I'm on a high. BUT, I have no reason NOT to be high. The SC exams are over! Finally! *excluding Computer skills...* But yes. ITS OVER. Can you hear the screams of relief, the sighs of achievement? Might I say, my class was a room full of speds. There were too many groans, artificial farts and sniggering. Like I'm trying to do my paper you tart :@:@ But I couldn't be happier, like seriously. This feels great! Congratulations to everyone who had made it this far alive :)
I have nothing much to say. 'Cept yes, PART-AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe.
SHOUT-OUTS!
Ange: Yes we will have our roadtrip, once like, you don't FAIL your L's... HAHAH
Danny/my lovechild with Cohen: You will photoshoot me and yourself on that wall of your house one day! And you owe me grillz. And mother loves you.
Mell: We will go somewhere we've never been before! Let it be a garbage bin! A firetruck! A wheatfield!
Cohen: CLEAN MY WARDROBE AND PAINT MY ROOM. And Twilight! Anddddd, lots of shopping for you at Bondi Junction.
Jess: We'll try all the types of seaweed in the world that is edible. We'll be the world's best seaweed taste-ers!
Elena Elfie: I owe you a movie, a day with our polka dot dresses, a day at your house eating lemon mirangue, swimming, making a video and you can teach me the MGMT dance moves.
Bui: Jam session in a park with your guitar and myself, on a nice, warm, sunny day.
Mellisa: Ice skating, Christmas, Max Brenner, Caps, Shopping, Movies, Sleep-overs. Enough said!
Jenny and Mimi: A sleepover at my place or your place! And Juno session. Definitely!
Junbug: $50 for you-know-what. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT....
Me: Katy Perry+Lenka+Sara Bareilles+The Kooks album.